August 15, 2011

Serial Slasher of Butts…


Northern Virginia has a serial butt slasher on the loose. It may sound funny, but it is quite true. Apparently this man is going around slashing women on the butt with a razor blade or a knife, while they are shopping.

There have been many incidences of this happening but many women have been too ashamed to come forward or thought that it wasn’t a crime. Some even saw the man who did it and didn’t think that he was the one who did it.

When shopping or out in public I always have my guard up and don’t let people get so close to me that they could slash my ass. If this man were to try to do that to me and actually succeeded, I’d turn around and use that knife or razor blade on his ass… literally!

If I couldn’t grab it, I’d chase after him and call the rent-a-cops in the mall after him. He looks pretty chunky and I doubt he could run that fast. Or, I’d beat him in the head with my purse which on some days weighs the amount of a small baby.

What I really don’t get though is how after these women’s butts were cut they didn’t notice or someone else didn’t notice until they got home. They would be bleeding and their pants or shorts would be cut. Also, how could you see the sicko and not assume that he didn’t just assault your bottom?

4 comments:

Karin said...

That's crazy. I hope they catch him! Makes me wonder if his behavior will escalate into knife attacks of a more serious nature.

Kristina P. said...

Wow, that is insane! And scary.

Bridget said...

Love the comment about hitting the perp with your purse that weighs the same as a small baby. He would seriously have track marks from my shopping cart on my face.

Sheri said...

I hope they catch him and slash his ass one time for each time he did it to someone else. Muahahaha!