Hood Thong

In more fashion weirdness, I have found The Hood Thong. Yes, it is a thong that has a hood. Han & Brikaauski do say that they are not in full production yet. However, they are taking custom orders in case the dozen or so people in the world want to own one of these things.

From their website, they say that “You will be getting one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion around.” & “It will be a bit expensive until we get into China, but totally worth it in everyone’s opinion.”

I just don’t see myself ever needed a thong with a hood. On the rare occasion someone would be outside and it was either raining or too cold and one would need a thong hood, I sure hope they have on more articles of clothing than just this. It looks like a bit like a seatbelt by the crotch. Also, you’d need a good bikini wax for this piece of “fashion.” Then there is the matter of the boobage. What to do with that?

I find this to be a hilarious addition to “fashion” I do hope that some funny comedian wears it sometime though, now that would be funny.

Oh, also does anyone else find the picture of the model to be just too funny? Everything about it makes me laugh, from the hood thong right down to the scrunchy socks and high top sneakers.